I know I said last week that I was going to write more about what we can expect after the election, but I haven’t finished that post and I had an urge to write about piss play instead. So that’s what you’re getting.
Piss play (aka watersports, golden showers, and urolagnia) can be a very powerful form of play. It can be exuberant, life-affirming, humiliating, visceral, and more. But it definitely has its challenges. It is not socially acceptable (look at how adamantly Trump denied having just watched two Russian hookers pissing on a bed–he’s totally into piss), the humiliation element can be quite shocking to some people, and there is also the issue of how it smells and tastes. Boys who fantasize about it can be very hesitant to actually do it.
For clarity’s sake, I’m going to call the piss top the pisser, and the piss bottom the pissee. Also, I need to emphasize that I’m not a medical doctor, so if you think the Health Issues section touches on your concerns, do more research.
Health Issues
Is piss play safe? Yes, but with a couple caveats. When urine leaves a person’s body, it’s typically safe to drink. But urine is an ideal medium for bacteria to grow in, which means that as it cools from body temperature, it becomes potentially unhealthy very quickly. Stale urine is definitely not safe to drink. So if you want to drink piss, take it fresh from the tap. Don’t let it sit around. If you absolutely must drink left-over urine, refrigerate it to discourage the growth of bacteria. And don’t go licking dirty urinals, for the same reason. If you want the humiliation, lick a clean urinal.
Additionally, there is the health of the pisser to consider. If the pisser has a kidney or bladder infection, that bacteria will come out in their urine, meaning that it’s not safe even at body temperature. If the pisser is taking oral medications, the portion of the medication not metabolized by the body will come out in their urine, and will be ingested by the pissee. In small, occasional doses that’s probably not a problem, but if you’re drinking from your top’s tap on a daily basis, you definitely need to think about what drugs he’s taking. Check to see if his meds have any known interactions with whatever meds you might be on.
Thirdly, urine contains urea, which is a waste chemical our bodies produce in the course of digestion. It’s the stuff your body needs to expel as liquid waste. So when you’re drinking piss, you’re ingesting someone else’s waste and your body needs to process that and excrete it. So if you decide to play the urinal at a sex party, it might be wise to not drink any piss for a couple days, to give your body a chance to metabolize and excrete all the urea you drank.
Morning piss (the bright yellow or orangish piss you produce first thing after you wake up) gets its color and more intense smell from urea. The clear stuff you tend to produce later in the day, especially if you’ve been drinking lots of liquids, has very little urea in it. So drinking lots of morning piss is going to really spike the urea in your system. That means that it’s probably unwise to drink your pisser’s morning piss every day. Clear piss is much less of an issue.
Excess urea causes gout, an inflammation of the joints–it tends to first manifest in the big toes and it’s quite painful. So if you have or are prone to gout, you probably need to not drink piss, or stick to clear piss later in the day.
How to Piss Train a Boy
Ok, now that we’ve gotten all the boring safety stuff out of the way, let’s talk about how to train a boy for piss. Some boys take to piss very easily, but others may need to be eased into it. It can trigger feelings of shame, disgust, and nausea in some subs. So it’s not something to spring on a sub without some discussion beforehand.
In particular, disgust needs to be reckoned with. Disgust is a pre-rational response meant to keep us from doing things like eating substances that can make us sick. So when piss play triggers disgust, it can cause the boy to involuntarily do things like shudder, gag, and spit. It’s important not to punish a boy for these reactions because they’re largely beyond his control.
But let’s assume you’ve had discussions with your boy about doing piss play, he’s consented, and you’re good to go, even though he has some hesitation. Here’s a way to proceed. Take each step as its own session, and make it a focus of play. Do it when he’s horny (so not post-orgasm), so he can learn to associate your piss with his own arousal. If you encounter friction, stay with that step until he’s gotten comfortable with it. Praise him at every step when he manages it well, and discuss his feelings after the session is over.
- Start by pissing close to him. Have him kneel down next to the toilet and direct your stream close to him without actually hitting him. Simply watching you piss will start getting him into the mindset that your piss is an element of play.
- In the next session, piss on his body. Get him used to the feeling and smell of fresh piss. He may need to shower afterward, so plan for it. Doing this in the shower before you shower together can make this feel like a natural step in your sexytime.
- Then, piss on his bowed head. Let him feel it running down his neck or cheeks.
- Then, piss in his face, eyes and mouth closed. This may well be a very challenging session, because we associate this with humiliation and contempt.
- Then, piss in his open mouth, with your dick outside his mouth. Instead of swallowing, he spits it out as you’re pissing. If he shakes his head, he gets your stream in his face.
- Then, after you’re finished he needs to clean off your dick, sucking the last few drops out. There might not be enough to swallow, but let him sit with that taste in his mouth.
- When he’s ready to swallow, have him take your dick in his mouth and wait for you to piss. Control the stream so that you’re pissing slowly, so that he can swallow at his pace without struggling. It’s ok if he spits some of it out because he can’t swallow it all. The important thing is to avoid a full gag reaction or a coughing fit.
- Then graduate up to you pissing at your pace, forcing him to guzzle constantly to not lose any of it.
Adjust the speed of this process to his progress and what he thinks he’s ready for. He might get to stage 5 quickly but then need to slow down a lot. He may decide he can’t go past a particular stage. Don’t pressure him–failure anxiety will tend to compound his negative reactions and make it harder to make progress.
If possible, do this later in the day when you’re producing clear piss. Because it has less urea, it is less pungent and acrid-tasting. A novice boy may well have involuntary disgust reactions to morning piss when clear piss would only produce more manageable feelings.
Praise his progress, even when he runs into obstacles. For many boys, piss play is hard to do. Accept that and make stage 8 a longterm goal to work toward gradually.
There are different ways to frame the boy’s experience of piss and what it means. Piss can be a joyful celebration of the body’s erotic potential–pissing can be a sensual pleasure. It can be humiliating and degrading. It can be about intentionally violating taboos to show how radical you are. It can be a mark of ownership, the way animals use piss to mark their territory. It can be a precious gift, the way a master’s other body fluids can be. It can be deeply primal. It can be several of these at the same time. In porn, piss play is usually presented as a sensual pleasure and taboo act, more rarely as overt humiliation or marking property.
Some framings may be more exciting and inspiring for a particular boy, so find out what piss means to him and consciously incorporate that meaning into your play. If you’re moving toward collaring, marking a boy as property with your piss can be a stage on that journey. Drinking your piss can be an important milestone on his journey to social death and becoming property. It can be a gesture of dominance during pup play. So find the framing that motivates him to make progress.
Good luck and here’s piss in your eye!
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